Exclusive Press Man for the ELC

Exclusive reporting rights were recently purchased by native Annapolitan Stump Wimbish to report on the inner workings of the ELC. A passionate laxthusiast, Phillip has spent his whole life around the game. Related to two Squid attackmen, Wimbish saw himself as having a unique view toward "The Team." Stump vowes to use his inside knowledge of the team to not only promote the Squid movement, but also give its fans game recaps and stats.

Below sits the questionaire submitted by Stump to get the SquidSquad blog Head Writer position:

1. Why do they call you Stump?
"Grizzly Adams did have a beard."
2. What makes Eastport special to you?
"I have to walk over a bridge to get there."
3. We hear you have some cousins on the team. Who is better: Justin or Jamison?
"Being unbiased, I can say without hesitation that Justin definitely has a mean slap shot."
4. Do you actually know anything about lacrosse, or are you just trying to get a field pass so you can drink on the sideline and watch games?
"Dude. I'm a lax bro through and through. I played at AYLA for Christhilf sake. Don't question me, douche."
5. Do you have any prior sports writing experience?
"I once wrote a paper in college mere minutes after doing Oklahoma drills in the rain outside my frat house using a Natural Light can as a ball."
6. Favorite style of dance?
"The Squid Squirm"

Congratulations, Stump. You're officially the Head Writer for The Squids. Your press badge is in the mail. If anyone tries to give you trouble on the sideline, just flash your badge from underneath your Squid costume(leftover Super Mario Costume from Halloween with red pool noodles attached by fishing wire).