Sportsmanship

In an effort to promote more sportmanship among eastportaricans and the lacrosse world in general, the squids are beginning a new sportsmanship campaign. In order to show what classy upstanding citizens they are, the squids are no longer referring to others with nicknames, using curse words, pointing at others, or following everything their friends say with "that's what she said." Violators will be punished with squid bombs, no exceptions! If unfortunately you were to find yourself at a squid game don't be suprised to hear conversations such as the following.

Michael Fretwell: Dagnamit David, why didn't you slide there, I could tell from a mile away that Matthew was going to get beat after going over the head for the twentyseventh time today.

David: Sorry Michael, I think I just puked inside my helmet. (He will say this while pointing at the puke on his face mask, upon which Patrick "statgirl" Macadams will yell "thats a squidsquad bomb" and point at Dave thus inflicting a squidbomb upon himself.)

Todays Injury Report:
Doubtful: M. Fretwell - Knee Injury from celebratory dancing
G. Christhilf - Broken Finger, caused by driving with Pat.


Good luck Squids, you'll need it!