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Also duck farts are better than squid bombs. Check with your favorite bartender to confirm.

Mike RZA's TOW(trick of the week)

Mike RZA's TOW(trick of the week)

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Dear Justin or Matt,

Hey bro's, just got back from signing up for my legal prepaid services but wanted to hit you up, don't worry since I've already paid I remembered to drink and drive. Having a lefty laser, I'm used to being relied upon for worse. (I put up 4-2 vs Meade HS my Junior year, beat that). Back when I was playing club on the reg, in one week I beat Large Nasty, ripped one past little Fretpuppy, and out ate Geoff. Besides ripping dudes and stuffing cheese I've been tearing up the semi-pro leagues. I know you guys not only have a sick team but the sick threads, so I want to make an offer. I will play for your team all season, all I need is some squid threads and a few squid bombs. Since I'm feeling generous, I will even let you guys stand near me at the bar and watch me take home your sisters. Listen to me now, buy me drinks later; I will make your team better. Oh and zippin on the Red Eye is gonna cost me some Bay Area Saturday Nights, all I ask in return is a full fledged Sunday Funday with the S-Q-U-I-D-Z.

J "to the cheese" Paint-it

P.S. I know about winning from my days repping the left shore lax scene NDNU laxers represent. I know I'm getting some hate from those long island guidos on the internet but you know my boys on the west coast is the hardest. (two of my boys went to BL. You know they hard).