Thursday, April 2, 2009

Trade Rumors


According to ESPN.com, CBSsportsline, and Fox Sports, the Eastport Lacrosse Club is a front-runner in the Jay Cutler sweepstakes. To the captains: please use caution! Cutler may have a rocket, but we already have about 13 premadonnas with hard shots.


ESPN: "A source tied to the Capital Gazette links The Squids to a possible deal for Jay Cutler involving Teddy Turnblacer and a case of Malibu Rum. Although Big Nasty has it in his ELC contract that he can refuse a trade, he accepted the deal on the negotiated point that he be allowed to visit 'his people' in key west during the offseason."

2 Squid Squawks:

  1. GET RID OF TEDDY! he smells and hasn't even scored this season.

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  2. and only showed up twice!!! teddy toe nails for cutler and a 2010 1st round ELC draft pick? lets make it happen...

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